September 2009
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August 2009
7 posts
Musical Visionary
If you are not familiar with Ray LaMontagne, you should be. Listen to “You Are the Best Thing” from Gossip in the Grain. You will never be the same.
Insomnia
I used to sleep like a rock. I would get up once to use the restroom and would immediately fall back asleep as soon as I hit the pillow. Now, I wake up at 2:30 a.m. after sleeping for 3-4 hours and can’t go back to sleep until after 5:00. Wtf? I work, I play, I live…I can’t function on that kind of sleep. Am I getting old? Am I too stressed out? Am I anxious? What is the...
The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed. -Carl Jung
This was listed under quotes about love, but I think it’s for all people.
Tumblarity = 0
It’s amazing how quickly you go from a decent number to 0. All I did was have another life for a few days!
I envy people who can sleep all day. It’s not that I want to sleep an entire day away. It’s just that I’d like to sleep in on the weekend. For example, today is the perfect day for sleeping in. It’s cloudy so my apartment is extra dark. None of the neighbors seem to be up making noise, probably because they too know it’s the perfect sleeping in day. But here I...
July 2009
78 posts
Car Concerts
About a month or so ago I was driving to work when I stopped at a traffic light. The lady in the car in front of me was one of my neighbors. At first it struck me as odd because we didn’t leave the apartment complex at the same time, but of course, anything can happen in traffic at any moment. Nevertheless, I was behind her at the light.
Now, I don’t really know this neighbor. ...
Wait...whoa.
So, another reality addiction travesty…
I’m watching Miami Social and this dude just said he is planning his birthday party. He said he is going to be 36. i will be that same age in a handful of years and here’s the thing. He looks way fucking older than 36…WAY. So either he just looks old or I better take advantage of the next few years before I look like a bag of...
People from the past...
If you’re asking for my phone number right after I find out that some chick broke into your e-mail, pretended to be you, and sent me a message saying you were getting married, you shouldn’t be confused when I hesitate to give you the digits. It’s not that I don’t want to see you. It’s that I don’t want some crazy bitch coming after my ass. I’m a pussy...
My reality t.v. addiction rears its ugly head.
Ok, so I’m watching NYC Prep and here’s my question: who is this CHILD who is so rich that she is actually interviewing vocal coaches to work with her? Shouldn’t it be the other way around? Is this what life is like when your parents have so much money that they live in the Hamptons and leave your ass in some pimped-out condo in Manhattan?
And here’s your question: ...
Bravo, where are you?
I am a little concerned that every time I have turned to Bravo this evening the screen is black. I mean, when my dvr kicks in at 9:00 to record NYC Prep is it just going to be an hour of pitch black? This could send me into reality tv dt’s. I’m twitching already.
“Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders...”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via littlemiss)
Too much British film and television?
I will be honest. I’m a potty mouth. I cuss (curse, swear, whatever) all the time. Recently my term of choice has been “mother fucker.”
For example:
I bang my knee on the coffee table. “Mother fucker!”
Someone cuts me off in traffic. “Mother fucker!”
I wake up in the morning, too exhausted to get out of bed. Sigh and a whispered,...
"Bridezillas" Argument
More trashy reality t.v.
Bridezilla argues with and insults a bridesmaid.
Innocent Bridesmaid: “Why did you even go there?”
Bridezilla: “Because you took me there, that’s why.”
“When you make a mistake, admit it, correct it, and learn from it- immediately.”
– Stephen Covey (via littlemiss)
“If you doubt you can accomplish something, then you can’t accomplish it. You...”
– Rosalyn Carter (via littlemiss)
This will be the quote that gets me through the week.
Top Five
If you are familiar with the book and/or movie High Fidelity, then you know all about making top five lists. I love to make a top five list, so here’s a few for today. My opinions, of course, could be totally different tomorrow.
Top five films that make me laugh out loud every time:
1. Pineapple Express
2. Knocked Up
3. Wedding Crashers
4. Superbad
5. Juno
Top five songs...
Be quiet.
I don’t want to offend anyone that has a dog. I know the dog people love their dogs, their dogs are their children, so on, etc. I don’t mind the dogs myself. What I do mind is the people in this apartment complex who think their dogs are so cute and charming. They seem to think that all the cuteness and charm makes it ok for them to talk to other dog people and their dogs with...
